Guide two-year-old upstairs.
Have two-year-old use potty.
Put two-year-old in bed.
Tuck two-year-old in.
Kiss two-year-old.
Two-year-old says they have to poop.
Bring two-year-old back to potty.
Put two-year-old back to bed.
Fix blanket “just right.”
Get second requested blanket.
Get requested stuffed animal (downstairs).
Give requested stuffed animal to two-year-old.
Two-year-old says to take back stuffed animal.
Take back stuffed animal.
Fix blanket (again).
Say “night.”
Close door.
Mommy goes to bed to lie down.
Two-year-old yells:
“Mommy put on my blanket”.
“Mommy put on my blanket”.
“Mommy I have to go poo poo.”
“Mommy I have to go poopy.”
“Mommy my eye hurts .”
“Mommy my eye hurts.”
“Mommy my eye hurts.”
“Mommy I have a headache.”
“Mommy I have a headache.”
“Mommy I want my socks off.”
“Mommy I want my socks off.”
“Mommy.”
“Mommy.”
“Mommy I want my socks on.”
“Mommy I want my socks on.”
*Crying*
“Mommy.”
“Mommy.”
“Mommy I want a tissue.”
“Mommy I want a tissue.”
“Mommy my socks fall down.”
“My socks fall down.”
“I want to put my blanket on.”
“I want to put my blanket on.”
“Mommy, I want to put my blanket on.”
*Silence*
Thank goodness for nap time!
Based on a true story.
